Bob Wacszowski, Necromancer is the harrowing and hilarious tale of a regular guy who stumbles across an ancient tome of Atlantean necromancy and decides to make full use of his new powers for good, despite the world's increasingly negative reaction to his expanding army of skeletal minions.
On his way home from being broken up with by his girlfriend Anna for the nth time, mild-mannered, unemployed janitor Bob Wacszowski stumbles into an undeground chamber where he finds a huge, leathery codex of ancient death magic. After he and his best friend Tony use it to animate and command a graveyard full of skeletons, Bob becomes determined to use the magic to make a living for himself, while also proving to Anna that he can be a force for good in the world. Unfortunately, Bob lives in the heartland of America, and despite his assurances of goodwill he finds much difficulty convincing his countrymen that he is not the Antichrist and that it is not the End Times.
Bob Wacszowski, Necromancer tackles a range of topics from contemporary American politics and culture to religion and metaphysics, all with a modern comedic voice.
It is currently available to purchase in PAPERBACK and EBOOK formats.
In George Dalphin's first novel Jonathon Esmereldero, 40-year-old ex-punk family man fresh from a failed suicide, and his middle daughter Marie, 16-year-old, precocious and wanderlustful, both become dissatisfied with their place in status-quo society and flee their family life, undergoing synchronous odysseys of nearly magical-realist fabulousness and misery.
Thirsty & Drowning was written in 2004, and is available for purchase at LULU.COM
at the same time, George has in the works a handful of other novels, including
Bob Wacszowski, Archlich; The Histories: the Complete First Season; and Zooville.